The situation is out of my hands,
I have the crossbones,
In the cross hairs,
(come in and get me)
The situation is out of my hands,
I got a new prayer,
For a new plan,
(come in and get me.)
"We've Got a Situation Here"
-The Damned Things
Hi.
That's the best y'all are gonna get right now. I'm in a pissy mood right now. Why, you innocent imaginary friends ask, why are you in such a pissy mood? Well, I'll tell you. "In song form?" You ask hopefully. No. I will state it boringly.
Two nights ago, around five in the morning, my stepdad and his friends were singing drunkenly at the top of their lungs loud enough to wake me up. I'm not a heavy sleeper, and neither is my mom, so it was to be expected. Shortie slept through it, but that's not the point. Anyway, my mom tells them to shut up nicely(ish) before getting so mad she drops enough f-bombs to blow a whole in the continent the size of the Untied States National Debt and throws my stepdad's phone down the stairs. Yep, that's right, down the stairs. His phone. At five in the morning. Needless to say, the next day wasn't too pleasant. My mom decided we were leaving. We packed up the car of stuff we would need and moved into a temporary housing unit not far from my school. So now I'm cooped up in this hotel room type thing with nothing to do but blog about how insanely bored I am to you imaginary morons (I say it lovingly.) So there's that.
But yes, you read correctly, a few weeks ago, I dyed my hair partially green with the help of my mother. It looked awesome until it washed out. Oh well. I'll do it again later. *sighs heavily*
I'd give you the full sports report, but I still have stuff to do, so I have to leave you with my sorry life update. Oh wait! I'll give you the link for the music vid to that song ^^ up there. It's really funny. Check it out.
We've Got a Situation Here Music Vid
Well, that's about it. Adios.
Love always (even when I'm crabby)
Sarah Snarky
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